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Very Funny Random Quotes and Sayings - 160
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Mohammad Haroon
Life is a bitch get use to her or else she will make you pay for having her.
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Adrienne E. Gusoff
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
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Publilius Syrus
Speech is a mirror of the soul as a man speaks, so is he.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Reflexions ou Sentences et Maximes Morales
The most dangerous folly of old people who were once attractive is to forget that they are not so any longer.
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Chinese Proverb
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
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Lawrence Bixby
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too.
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Kathy Seligman
You can't reach your goals if you don't try.
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Johann von Goethe
The ground that a good man treads is hallowed.
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California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"
The law disregards trifles.
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Emerson
Nature and Books belong to the eyes that see them.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
Almost all reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The wise only possess ideas the greater part of mankind are possessed by them.
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