William Henry Harrison

I believe and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed tot he purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.

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Samuel Johnson

The supreme end of education is expert discernment in all things--the power to tell the good from the bad, the genuine from the counterfeit, and to prefer the good and the genuine to the bad and the counterfeit.

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Miriam Defensor Santiago, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993

Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.

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Artemus Ward

Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness

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Mark Twain

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

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Pearl Buck

There is an alchemy in sorrow. It can be transmuted into wisdom, which, if it does not bring joy, can yet bring happiness.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every hero becomes a bore at last.

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Zenna Schaffer

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.

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Baron de la Brede et de Montesquieu

It is not the young people that degenerate they are not spoiled till those of mature age are already sunk into corruption.

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Charles Monroe Schultz

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

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King Henry IV of France

Fr., I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that he will not have a chicken in his pot every Sunday.

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Lois McMaster Bujold, "A Civil Campaign", 1999

Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.

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