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Tom Morris
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
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Claude Bernard (1813-78)
The joy of discovery is certainly the liveliest that the mind of man can ever feel.
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Sydney Smith
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
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Robert Anson Heinlein
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
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Pearl Buck, quoted in O Magazine, May 2003
Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
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Jack London
The proper function of man is to live - not to exist.
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David Assael
Wildness. We're running out of it, even up in Alaska. People need to be reminded that the world is unsafe and unpredictable, and at a moment's notice, they could lose everything, like that. I do it to remind them that chaos is always out there, lurking beyond the horizon. That, plus, sometimes you have to do something bad, just to know you're alive.
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Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
To know how to suggest is the great art of teaching.
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La Rochefoucauld
A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we take the least thought about acquiring.
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Ernest Hemingway
In order to write about life, first you must live it!
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Joan Wester Anderson
We can all be angels to one another. We can choose to obey the still small stirring within, the little whisper that says, 'Go. Ask. Reach out. Be an answer to someone's plea. You have a part to play. Have faith.' We can decide to risk that He is indeed there, watching, caring, cherishing us as we love and accept love. The world will be a better place for it. And wherever they are, the angels will dance.
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