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Meg Chittenden
Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up on rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.
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Isarel Gallegos
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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Abdul Baha, Bahai Writings
If a man has ten good qualities and one bad one, to look at the ten and forget the one, and if a man has ten bad qualities and one good one, to look at the one and forget the ten.
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Marcus Garvey
If you have no confidence in yourself you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won before you have started.
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Paul Williams, Das Energi
Two people do not have to agree on what is right to be together. They just have to want to be together. If this sounds simple, try it sometime.
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Mother Teresa
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echos are truly endless.
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Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Age is no barrier. It's a limitation you put on your mind.
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Bible, Psalm 23, New Testament
Yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me... Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me throughout the rest of my life and i will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
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Mark Twain
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Clare Booth Luce
Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.
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David Searls
Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean.
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Hazrat Ali Ibn-e-Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermons and sayings Compilation)
The best kind of wealth is to give up inordinate desires.
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