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Albert Camus
All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street corner or in a restaurant's revolving door.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
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Author Unknown
No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing
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Terminator 2 Judgment Day
The Terminator Hasta la vista, baby.
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H. L. Mencken
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
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William Shakspeare, Julius Ceaser
The evil men do lives after them, the good is often interred with their bones.
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Joseph B. Wirthlin
Our friends should be companions who inspire us, who help us rise to our best.
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Salvador Dali
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
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Henry Martyn Robert
Where there is no law, but every man does what is right in his own eyes, there is the least of real liberty.
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Francis A. Carter
There is only one way in which a person acquires a new idea; by combination or association of two or more ideas he already has into a new juxtaposition in such a manner as to discover a relationship among them of which he was not previously aware.
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Publilius Syrus
As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.
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Henry J. Tillman
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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