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M. C. Escher, Quoted in To Infinity and Beyond, E Maor (Princeton 1991)
By keenly confronting the enigmas that surround us, and by considering and analysing the observations that I have made, I ended up in the domain of mathematics, Although I am absolutely without training in the exact sciences, I often seem to have more in common with mathematicians than with my fellow artists.
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Alexis de Tocqueville
America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.
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Pearl Sydenstricker Buck
There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts being broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream-whatever that dream might be.
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Edwin Louis Cole
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only young once but immaturity can last a lifetime!
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Fanny Brice
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you
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Thomas Tusser, 1524
Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
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Unknown
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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George Walker Bush
The pictures of airplanes flying into buildings, fires burning, huge structures collapsing, have filled us with disbelief, terrible sadness and a quiet, unyielding anger. referring to the September '11
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Budd Schulberg
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
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Mark Twain
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
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Carlos Castaneda
The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse.
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Richard Leider
The purpose of life is to live a life of purpose.
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