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Henri Frdric Amiel
Hope is only the love of life.
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Quran 2:263, Quran 2:263
There shall be no compulsion in religion.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so friendly in all other cases, I look upon him as being no better than a raven that watches a weak sheep only to peck out its eyes.
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Bias
Do not speak quickly; it is a sign of insanity.
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Claude A. Helvetius
Every man without passions has within him no principle of action, nor motive to act.
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Samuel Beckett
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
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Joseph Conrad
They wanted facts. Facts! They demanded facts from him, as if facts could explain anything.
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Alphonse Marie Louis de Lamartine
To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic.
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Woody Allen
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Tennessee Williams
There is a time for departure even when there is no certain place to go.
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Abigail van Buren
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
For the first time in the history of our country the majority of our people believe that the next five years will be worse than the past five years.
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