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Henry Adams
What one knows is, in youth, of little moment they know enough who know how to learn.
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Albert Einstein
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
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Albert Einstein
God may be subtle, but He isn't mean.
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Sydney Smith
It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do a little. Do what you can.
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Fran Lebowitz
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. ... The new president and his first lady.
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Archimedes (ca. 235 bc)
Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.
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Dante Alighieri
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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Ovid
We two are to ourselves a crowd.
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Bob Newhart
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
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Neil Peart
If you choose not to decide -- you still have made a choice
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Anne-Sophie Swetchine, The Writings of Madame Swetchine, 1869
Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them.
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