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Phaedrus
The mind ought sometimes to be diverted that it may return the better to thinking.
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Harriet Martineau
Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
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William Adams
My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it.
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Horace, Odes
Many brave men lived before Agamemnon; but all are overwhelmed in eternal night, unwept, unknown, because they lack a sacred poet.
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Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
I've analyzed the best I can ... and I have not found an impeachable offense, and therefore resignation is not an acceptable course.
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Alexander A. Bogomoletz
One must not lose desires. They are mighty stimulants to creativeness, to love, and to long life.
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Timothy Leary
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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Rita Mae Brown
Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts.
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Rudolf Virchow
The task of science is to stake out the limits of the knowable, and to center consciousness within them.
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Unknown
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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Hebrew Proverb
Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest violence.
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