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M. Shawn Cole
You are only as wise as others perceive you to be.
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Stanley Marcus
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
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H.R. Haldeman
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in
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Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
If a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
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M. C. Richards
Poetry often enters through the window of irrelevance.
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Oprah Winfrey
Become the change you want to see - those are words I live by.
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The Laws of Manu
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.
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George Burns
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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John Stuart Mill
The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant.
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Saadi
Whoever acquires knowledge but does not practice it is as one who ploughs but does not sow.
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Buddha
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
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