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William Butler Yeats
Happiness is neither virtue nor pleasure nor this thing nor that but simply growth, We are happy when we are growing.
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John C. Maxwell
Learn to say no to the good so you can say yes to the best.
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Oscar Wilde
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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French Proverb
Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
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Author Unknown
We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears.
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Heinrich Heine
Since the Exodus, freedom has always spoken with a Hebrew accent.
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Thomas A. Edison
Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
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Arbie M. Dale
To decide to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life.
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James A. Garfield
History is philosophy teaching by example, and also warning its two eyes are geography and chronology.
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Gertrude Stein
When they are alone they want to be with others, and when they are with others they want to be alone. After all, human beings are like that.
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Henry David Thoreau
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good be good for something.
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Father Jerome Cummings
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
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