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Marcel Proust
The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
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Frank Scully
Why not go out on a limb Isn't that where the fruit is
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Mary Shelley
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose- a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
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Alexander Pope, (1712?)
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
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Mark Twain
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
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Sri da Avabhas
The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort.
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Theodore Roosevelt
A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards.
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William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice", Act 1 scene 3
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
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John Muir
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.
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Robertson Davies
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.
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James Goldsmith
None has more frequent conversations with a disagreeable self than the man of pleasure; his enthusiasms are but few and transient; his appetites, like angry creditors, are continually making fruitless demands for what he is unable to pay; and the greater his former pleasures, the more strong his regret, the more impatient his expectations. A life of pleasure is, therefore, the most unpleasing life.
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Thomas Jefferson
I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical.
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