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Ralph Waldo Emerson
In the woods is perpetual youth.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Ameer Sadet Mahdy
If your only measure of value is color, then you shall never appreciate the transparence of diamonds.
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Thich Nhat Hanh
Every day we do things, we are things that have to do with peace. If we are aware of our life..., our way of looking at things, we will know how to make peace right in the moment, we are alive.
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Herbert Hoover
America - a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.
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Wernher von Braun
Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.
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Sidney Madwed
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest?
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Lyndon B. Johnson
The noblest search is the search for excellence.
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Carl Gustav Jung
The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
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Plato, Dialogues, Phaedo
The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights of the question, but is anxious only to convince his hearers of his own assertions.
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R. D. Cumming
A good book has no ending.
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George Herbert
Living well is the best revenge.
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