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Jerry Seinfeld
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.
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Christiane Northrup, M.D.
Feeling grateful to or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.
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Wayne\'s World
Stacy Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it Wayne Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.
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Henry Ford
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
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Isabelle Eberhardt
The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character.
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Mignon McLaughlin
The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.
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Edward H. Harriman
Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.
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George Herbert Walker Bush
I take as my guide the hope of a saint in crucial things, unity - in important things, diversity - in all things, generosity.
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Susan Sontag
I was not looking for my dreams to interpret my life, but rather for my life to interpret my dreams.
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Bible, Psalms 133
Behold, how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity.
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Edith Newbold Jones Wharton
There are two ways of spreading light to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
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Edward Teller
Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible.
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