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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Funny Quotes - 23

Isaac Bashevis Singer, The Times (1982)

We have to believe in free will. We’ve got no choice.


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Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers

Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.


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Edwin Markham

He drew a circle that shut me out -- Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout.
But Love and I had the wit to win:
We drew a circle that took him in.


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Bernard Weisberger, America Afire

While history is much more than a record of magnified personal encounters, it also remains rooted in individual personalities.


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Tom Clancy

Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which believe the idea that things cannot be changed.


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Abraham Lincoln

Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.


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Ambrose Redmoon

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.


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Joseph Addison

If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.


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Anatole France, Revolt of the Angels

To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price upon conjectures.


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John B. Gough

It is the minority that has stood in the vain of every moral conflict, and achieved all that is noble in the history of the world.


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Sir Laurence Olivier

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.


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Eric Hoffer

The wise learn from the experience of others, and the creative know how to make a crumb of experience go a long way.



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