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Nancy Friday
When I stopped seeing my mother with the eyes of a child, I saw the woman who helped me give birth to myself.
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Hugh Elliott
Miracles You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24 '7
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John W. Hanley
Cultivate your curiosity. Keep it sharp and always working. Consider curiosity your life preserver, your willingness to try something new. Second, enlarge your enthusiasm to include the pursuit to excellence, following every task through to completion. Third, make the law of averages work for you. By budgeting your time more carefully than most people you can make more time available. Does the combination of curiosity, enthusiasm, and the law of averages guarantee success Indeed it does not ... Success in the final analysis always involves luck or the element of chance. Louis Pasteur grasped this well when he said that chance favors the prepared mind.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, the preface
It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.
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Caecilius Statius
Grant us a brief delay impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
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John Fletcher
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
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Sir Winston Churchill
From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent.
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Morrie Schwartz, Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom
Sometimes you cannot believe what you see, you have to believe what you feel. And if you are ever going to have other people trust you, you must feel that you can trust them, too--even when you’re in the dark. Even when you’re falling.
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Henry David Thoreau, "Resistance to Civil Government"
I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion.
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Arnold Glasgow
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
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George W. Bush, Speech after 9/11 attacks
We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
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