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Dr. Linus Pauling
The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.
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Walter Bagehot
Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger.
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Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog comments, 06-11-04
I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment. We run, hopefully as fast as we can, and then everyone must stop. We can only choose how we handle the race.
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Henry Ford, 1934
I foresee the time when industry shall no longer denude the forests which require generations to mature, nor use up the mines which were ages in the making, but shall draw its materials largely from the annual produce of the fields.
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Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "Myself"
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
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Samuel Butler
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
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Jim Rohn
Words do two major things They provide food for the mind and create light for understanding and awareness.
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Mae West
Sex is emotion in motion.
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Unknown
If someone betrays you once, it's his fault If he betrays you twice, it's your fault.
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David Brinkley
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
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Akhenaton
Contemplate thy powers, contemplate thy wants and thy connections so shalt thou discover the duties of life, and be directed in all thy ways.
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Joseph Conrad
The discovery of America was the occasion of the greatest outburst of cruelty and reckless greed known in history.
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