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Peter Nivio Zarlenga
To come to be you must have a vision of Being, a Dream, a Purpose, a Principle. You will become what your vision is.
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John Erskine
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
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U Thant
Wars begin in the minds of man, and in those minds, love and compassion would have built the defenses of peace.
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Anon.
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Grey
Philanthropic people lose all sense of Humanity, it is their distinguishing characteristic.
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Johathan Edwards
There is no leveler like Christianity, but it levels by lifting all who receive it to the lofty table-land of a true character and of undying hope both for this world and the next.
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George Bernard Shaw
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Washington D.C. is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
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William Pitt
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
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Jonathan Swift
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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Greek Proverb
The beginning is the half of every action.
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Voltaire
Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
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