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Walter Landor
My thoughts are my company I can bring them together, select them, detain them, dismiss them.
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Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
A great flame follows a little spark.
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Joseph Addison
How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue Who would not be that youth What pity is it That we can die but once to serve our country
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David Borenstein
One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands. Lasting peace comes not from force.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never -- in nothing, great or small, large or petty -- never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense.
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Mark Twain
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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Persius
He conquers who endures.
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Elizabeth Bowen
It is in this unearthly first hour of spring twilight that earth's almost agonized livingness is most felt. This hour is so dreadful to some people that they hurry indoors and turn on the lights.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel.
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Peggy Lee
Some of us just go along . . . until that marvelous day people stop intimidating us -- or should I say we refuse to let them intimidate us
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger
This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your life. If you want to fritter it away with your fears, then you will fritter it away, but you won't get it back later.
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Eric Hoffer, The Passionate State of Mind, 1954
A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past.
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