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Theodore Roosevelt
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.
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Arabic Parable
Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble.
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Sbastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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Albert Einstein
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.
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Anonymous
Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
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Og Mandino
Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
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George Bernard Shaw
Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
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Cardinal de Retz
A man who doesn't trust himself can never truly trust anyone else.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Revelations, 1993
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
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W. Somerset Maugham
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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Hesketh Pearson
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.
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