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Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr.
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
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Plato
Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
Music, when soft voices die, Vibrates in the memory;
Odors, when sweet violets sicken,
Live within the sense they quicken.
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Marcus Valerius Martialis
Virtue extends our days he live two lives who relives his past with pleasure.
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George Washington
Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
We do what we must, and call it by the best names.
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Froude
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.
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William Shakespeare, "As You Like It", Act 1 scene 7
True is it that we have seen better days.
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Unknown
Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
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Voltaire
We are rarely proud when we are alone.
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Robert Frost
The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
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