|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Humorous Random Funny Quotes - 105
|
Herbert V. Prochnow
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
= = = = = = = = = =
Henry David Thoreau
I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.
= = = = = = = = = =
Robert X Cringely
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost '100
= = = = = = = = = =
Oscar Wilde
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
= = = = = = = = = =
Colette
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.
= = = = = = = = = =
Jamiroquai, Virtual Insanity
It’s a wonder man can eat at all, when things are big that should be small.
= = = = = = = = = =
Joe Moore
You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
= = = = = = = = = =
Saul Bellow
There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book.
= = = = = = = = = =
Anna Sewell
I am never afraid of what I know.
= = = = = = = = = =
James Burgh
In prosperity prepare for a change; in adversity hope for one.
= = = = = = = = = =
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
We are born to inquire into truth it belongs to a greater to possess it.
= = = = = = = = = =
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
An orphan's curse would drag to HellA spirit from on highBut oh More horrible than thatIs the curse in a dead man's eye.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
