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Dorothy Parker, (attributed)
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Anne Tyler
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have.
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Aldous Huxley
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
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Dylan Thomas
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
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Lisa Grossman
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Henry David Thoreau
One may discover a new side to his most intimate friend when for the first time he hears him speak in public. He will be stranger to him as he is more familiar to the audience. The longest intimacy could not foretell how he would behave then.
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Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself. Love possesses not nor would it be possessed;
For love is sufficient unto love.
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William Shedd
A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Poverty must not be a bar to learning and learning must offer an escape from poverty.
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William Shakespeare
Pray you now, forget and forgive.
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Albert Wiggam
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without education. Education enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence.
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