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Ferdinand I
Fiat justitia et pereat mundus.Let justice be done, though the world perish.
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Henry Ward Beecher
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his faults. So to love a man that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him, and to speak painful truth through loving words, that is friendship.
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Art Hoppe
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
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Happy Gilmore
Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
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Benjamin Franklin
Use no hurtful deceit think innocently and justly and if you speak, speak accordingly.
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Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Believing where we cannot prove.
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Francis Jeffrey
Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.
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Victor Hugo, Les Miserables, 1862
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
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Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.
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Sophocles
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune's wayward tyranny.
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Brian W. Kernighan
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Phyllis George
The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
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