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Herbert Westren Turnbull
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
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Benjamin Franklin
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.
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Norman Vincent Peale
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Anais Nin
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
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Michel de Montaigne
Don't discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose if you belittle yourself, you are believed if you praise yourself, you are disbelieved.
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Danish proverb
If you would be pope, you must think of nothing else.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society ... shot down on the battlefield of Vietnam.
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John Viscount Morley
Even good opinions are worth very little unless we hold them in the broad, intelligent, and spacious way.
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Xenophon
If you consider what are called the virtues in mankind, you will find their growth is assisted by education and cultivation.
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Dan Surface, The One Business Book You Absolutely Must Own!
You can overcome any obstacles by asking the right questions of the right people at the right time, then act on that advice with passion.
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Titus Maccius Plautus
A word to the wise is enough.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
We judge ourselves by what we are capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.
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