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Russell Baker
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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Homer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
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Albert Pike
What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
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Herman Melville
He who has never failed somewhere. . . that man can not be great.
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Lawana Blackwell, The Dowry of Miss Lydia Clark, 1999
True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.
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Josh Billings
Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
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Unknown
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Henry David Thoreau, in Walden, "Economy"
What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.
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George Herbert Walker Bush
Surely a tired woman on her way to work at six in the morning on a subway deserves the right to get there safely . everyone who changes his or her life because of crime . have been denied a basic civil right.
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Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle, by a legion.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We know accurately only when we know little; with knowledge doubt increases.
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Diane Von Furstenberg
Life is a risk.
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