Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you.

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John Keats

The problems of the world cannot possible be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were.

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J. S. Bach

I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes the music.

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Jack Kornfield

When we get too caught up in the busyness of the world we lose connection with one another- and ourselves.

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Joseph Heller

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

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Johann von Goethe

Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find out what he has to do and to restrain himself within the limits of his comprehension.

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Benjamin Disraeli

When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.

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Ely Gulbertson

We must conquer war, or war will conquer us.

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Diane Ravitch, quoted in "Quotable Business," by Louis E. Boone

The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows why will always be his boss.

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Madame de Maintenon

The true way to soften one's troubles is to solace those of others.

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Leonardo DaVinci

Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind.

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Elizabeth Kenny

It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life.

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