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Thomas Fuller
An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men.
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Jane Austen
One cannot fix one's eyes on the commonest natural production without finding food for a rambling fancy.
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Angel Blessing
You won't be happy with more until you're happy with what you've got.
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Mark Twain
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Jack Warner
Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
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Rita Mae Brown
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides.
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Jean de la Bruyere
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several--from foolish vanity, from ignorance of what is due to others, from indolence, from stupidity, from distraction of thought, from contempt of others, from jealousy.
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William Shakespeare
I dote on his very absence.
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Robert Graves
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
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Maasai Proverb
Daylight follows a dark night.
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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, January 05, 2004
I think people want their illusions and writers are mostly illusion. When you read their words, you read a flattened, incomplete version of the writer.
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Lord Chesterfield
I recommend you to take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves.
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