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Arnold Glasgow
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
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M. C. Escher
Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check.
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Hung Tzu-ch\'eng
The spirit of man communes with Heaven the omnipotence of Heaven resides in man. Is the distance between Heaven and man very great
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Maya Angelou
There is a very fine line between loving life and being greedy for it.
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Miguel de Cervantes
One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable stars and the world will be better for this.
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Sir Thomas Beecham
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
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Voltaire
Common sense is not so common.
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Robert Frost
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
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Eric Hoffer
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
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Juvenal
Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.
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Kin Hubbard
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it
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George Santayana
Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality.
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