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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Kathleen Norias

Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier.


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Emmet Fox

Stop thinking about your difficulties, whatever they are, and start thinking about God instead.


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William Shakespeare

How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states unborn and accents yet unknown


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William Henry Channing

To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion, to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not rich, to study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly, to listen to stars and birds, to babes and sages, with open heart, to bear all cheerfully, do all bravely, await occasions, hurry never, in a word to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common, this is to be my symphony.


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Leonard Nimoy

The miracle is this--the more we share, the more we have.


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Edgar Watson Howe

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.


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Han Suyin

Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures.


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Pablo Picasso

Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.


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Chinese Proverb

The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.


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Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward.


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Ernest Benn

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.


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Martin Luther King Jr., Strength to Love, 1963

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.



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