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Barbara Tober
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
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Claude Bernard
Man can learn nothing unless he proceeds from the known to the unknown.
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Johann von Goethe
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
You desire to know the art of living, my friend It is contained in one phrase make use of suffering.
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Golda Meir
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused
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John Ruskin
Taste is not only a part and index of morality, it is the only morality. The first, and last, and closest trial question to any living creature is What do you like Tell me what you like, I'll tell you what you are.
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Thomas Carlyle
A well written life is almost as rare as a well spent one.
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Joseph Sugarman
Each time you are honest and conduct yourself with honesty, a success force will drive you toward greater success. Each time you lie, even with a little white lie, there are strong forces pushing you toward failure.
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Rebecca West
The point is that nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if it is the salt of the earth.
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Romanian Proverb
Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.
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Victor Hugo
The greatest happiness of life it the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
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