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Lao Tzu
Without going out-of-doors, one can know all he needs to know. Without even looking out of his window, one can grasp the nature of everything. Without going beyond his own nature, one can achieve ultimate wisdom. Therefore, the intelligent man knows all he needs to know without going away, And sees all he needs to see without looking elsewhere, And does all he needs to do wihout undue exertion.
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Abraham J. Heschel
The course of life in unpredictable, no one can write his autobiography in advance.
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Henry Ford
It is well enough that the people of this nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
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Sydney Smith
Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.
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Zora Neale Hurston
I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.
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Pope Pius XI
The so-called method of co-education is false in theory and hamful to Christian training.
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Hippocrates
Idleness and lack of occupation tend - nay are dragged - towards evil.
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Cornelius Tacitus
It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one likes and say what one thinks.
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Piero Ferrucci
Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you feel insecure.
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Plato
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
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Oprah Winfrey
I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters.
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August Strindberg
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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