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Muhammad Ali
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
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Clark Mousakas
Viewing the child solely as an immature person is a way of escaping comforting him
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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, December 26, 2002
We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we are convinced a chair exists. People who cannot be completely convinced of God’s existence think faith is impossible for them. Not so. People who doubt can have great faith because faith is something you do, not something you think. In fact, the greater your doubt the more heroic your faith.
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George Crane
Congealed thinking is the forerunner of failure... make sure you are always receptive to new ideas.
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Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer", 1951
The poor on the borderline of starvation live purposeful lives. To be engaged in a desperate struggle for food and shelter is to be wholly free from a sense of futility.
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William Orville Douglas
Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could most easily defeat us.
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Henry Van Dyke
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
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John Anthony Ciardi
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
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Henri Matisse
What I dream of is an art of balance.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
The game's not over until it's over.
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e.e. cummings
lovers alone wear sunlight
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