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D. H. Lawrence
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
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Albert Einstein
It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curiosity of inquiry for what this delicate little plant needs more than anything, besides stimulation, is freedom. It is a very grave mistake to think that the enjoyment of seeing and searching can be promoted by means of coercion and a sense of duty.
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Sir Arthur Eddington
Something unknown is doing we don't know what.
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William Shakespeare
When we are born, we cry, that we are come To this great stage of fools.
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Isaac Asimov
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
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Charles De Gaulle
Once upon a time there was an old country, wrapped up in habit and caution. ... We have to transform our old France into a new country and marry it to its time.
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George William Curtis
It is not observed in history that families improve with time.
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Peter Kunkel
Nudists have no fashion sense.
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Alice Kahn
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
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Eric Pio
A book is a story for the mind. A song is a story for the soul.
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R. J. Baughan
We find greatest joy, not in getting, but in expressing what we are...Men do not really live for honors or for pay their gladness is not the taking and holding, but in doing, the striving, the building, the living. It is a higher joy to teach than to be taught. It is good to get justice, but better to do it fun to have things but more to make them. The happy man is he who lives the life of love, not for the honors it may bring, but for the life itself.
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Dante Alighieri
A great flame follows a little spark.
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