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Oscar Wilde
Philosophy teaches us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of others.
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Robert Reich
A leader is someone who steps back from the entire system and tries to build a more collaborative, more innovative system that will work over the long term.
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George Gordon Byron
It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that I was no longer a boy. From that moment I began to grow old in my own esteem-and in my esteem age is not estimable.
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Robert Armstrong
It a letter contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical with the truth.
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Colette
A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.
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Marston Bates
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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Alfred North Whitehead
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
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Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
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Mort Sahl
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well, she and I were.
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Robert Browning
Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp - or what's a heaven for
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Jacob Bigelow
It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of time have necessarily the relation of cause and effect.
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Edgar Bergen
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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