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Mark Twain
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
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Henry David Thoreau
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth
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George Frederick Handel
What a wonderful thing it is to be sure of one's faith How wonderful to be a member of the evangelical church, which preaches the free grace of God through Christ as the hope of sinners If we were to rely on our works--my God, what would become of us
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Chinese Proverb
A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
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Tom Wilson, Ziggy (comic)
Honesty is the best image.
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Ornette Coleman
It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something.
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Confucius
The expectations of life depend upon diligence the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools.
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Daniel Patrick Moynihan
Citizen participation is a device whereby public officials induce nonpublic individuals to act in a way the officials desire.
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Chinese Curse
May you always live in interesting times.
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Eric Hoffer
Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
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Chantal Saperstein
All marriages are mixed marriages.
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Mahatma Gandhi, "Non-Violence in Peace and War"
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
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