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Valerie Sokolosky
There is one universal gesture that has one universal message--a smile
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and wisest might err.
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Seng-T\'San
If an eye never falls asleep, All dreams will by themselves cease If the mind retains its absoluteness, The ten thousand things are of one suchness.
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Benjamin Spock
The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mother and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is the best after all.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then?
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Virginia Woolf
Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others.
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Captain J. A. Hadfield
This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men.
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Carl Sandburg
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
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Irish Proverb
Twenty years a child twenty years running wild twenty years a mature man-and after that, praying.
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Dana Hatch
I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive -- like famine victims.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your mind for the soul is dyed by the thoughts.
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Kay Lyons
Yesterday is a canceled check tomorrow is a promissory note today is the only cash you have -- so spend it wisely.
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