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Miguel de Cervantes
Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
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Mark Rutherford
It is possible by long-continued practice, not merely in lying, but in talking on subjects in which we have no real interest, not to know when we are sincere and when we are not.
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Stella Benson
Call no man foe, but never love a stranger.
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Lavina Christensen Fugal
Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter.
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Ezra Loomis Pound
Men do not understand books until they have had a certain amount of life, or at any rate no man understands a deep book until he has seen and lived at least part of its contents.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
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Menander
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
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Karl Kleinpaste
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
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General John Stark
Live free or die; death is not the worst of evils.
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Anne-Sophie Swetchine
To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.
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John Mitchell Mason
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the judgment of charity.
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