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Aristotle
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
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Hary Latham Doherty
Generally we study too much and think too little.
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David Russell
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.
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Edward Dahlberg
We cannot live, suffer or die for somebody else, for suffering is too precious to be shared.
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Anita Roddick
And remember this if you ever think you're too small to be effective -- you've never been in bed with a mosquito.
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William John Bennett
The shortage of student loans may require ... divestiture of certain sorts-stereo divestiture, automobile divestiture, three-weeks-at-the-beach divestiture.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, 'Hey, old buddy, how's it going'
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George Burns
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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James Lileks
I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
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E. B. White
Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
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William S. Burroughs
A functioning police state needs no police.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
The confidence which we have in ourselves gives birth to much of that which we have in others.
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