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Pablo Picasso
Everything you can imagine is real.
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Sally Berger
You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
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Trisha Yearwood
What's meant to be will always find a way.
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Euripides, Electra, 413 B.C.
I care for riches, to make gifts To friends, or lead a sick man back to health
With ease and plenty. Else small aid is wealth
For daily gladness; once a man be done
With hunger, rich and poor are all as one.
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George Bernard Shaw
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a pyramid, there would be finality in universal suffrage. As it is, the political problem remains unsolved.
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Tom Wolfe
A cult is a religion with no political power
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Aldous Huxley
The finest works of art are precious, among other reasons, because they make it possible for us to know, if only imperfectly and for a little while, what it actually feels like to think subltly and feel nobly.
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Auguste Comte, Philosophie Positive (1830)
Every attempt to employ mathematical methods in the study of chemical questions must be considered profoundly irrational and contrary to the spirit of chemistry... If mathematical analysis should ever had prominent place in chemistry - an aberration, which is happily almost impossible - it would be a rapid and widespread degeneration of that science.
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Ayn Rand
Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
You have to be careful who you let define your good.
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Isaac Asimov
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
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Dean Koontz
I'd give Charles Darwin videotapes of 'Geraldo,' 'Beavis and Butt-head' and 'The McLaughlin Group.' I would be interested in seeing if he still believes in evolution.
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