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John Muir
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.
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Leonard Brandwein
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon, 1820
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
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Marquis de Sade
You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated? What of it? The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool. My way of thinking is the result of my reflections. It is part of my inner being, the way I am made. I do not contradict them, and would not even if I wished to. For my system, which you disapprove of, is also my greatest comfort in life, the source of all my happiness --- it means more to me than my life itself.
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Virginia Woolf
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
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Jewish Proverb
Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.
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Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off
Grace Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
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Samual Rutherford
If Christ Jesus be the periode, the end and the lodging-home at the end of your journey, there is no fear ye go to a friend . . . ye may look death in the face with joy.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded, but the fear of pain or death.
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Frantz Fanon
Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent.
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William James
The great use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts it.
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Jim
Death is as casual-and often as unexpected-as birth. It is as difficult to define grief as joy. Each is finite. Each will fade.
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