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Frank Lloyd Wright
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.
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George Santayana
Love is only half the illusion the lover, but not his love, is deceived.
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Samuel Johnson
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
Segregation is the adultery of an illicit intercourse between injustice and immorality.
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Anne Tyler
It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.
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John F. Kennedy
The ancient Greek definition of happiness was the full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
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Tao Te Ching
Better stop short than fill to the brim. Oversharpen the blade, and the edge will soon blunt. Amass a store of gold and jade, and no one can protect it. Claim wealth and titles, and disaster will follow. Retire when the work is done. This is the way of heaven.
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Holly Lisle, Fire In The Mist, 1992
Actions have consequences...first rule of life. And the second rule is this - you are the only one responsible for your own actions.
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Barbara Colorose
The beauty of empowering others is that your own power is not diminished in the process.
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Lewis Thomas, The Medusa and the Snail (1979)
We pass the word around; we ponder how the case is put by different people, we read the poetry; we meditate over the literature; we play the music; we change our minds; we reach an understanding. Society evolves this way, not by shouting each other down, but by the unique capacity of unique, individual human beings to comprehend each other.
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Serbian Proverb
Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.
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Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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