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Oliver Wendell Holmes, "The Poet at the Breakfast-Table", 1872
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
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Billy Graham
Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand,the spines of others are often stiffened.
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Henry Ford
Don't find fault, find a remedy.
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Robin Tyler
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art.
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Ashley Montagu
Because women live creatively, they rarely experience the need to depict or write about that which to them is a primary experience and which men know only at a second remove. Women create naturally, men create artificially.
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Pierre Bayle, Dictionairre Historique et Critique
There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
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Amos Bronson Alcott
Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of expression.
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Ludwig Mises
Manufacturing and commercial monopolies owe their origin not to a tendency imminent in a capitalist economy but to governmental interventionist policy directed against free trade and laissez faire.
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Loren
If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
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William Arthur Ward
It is wise to direct your anger towards problems -- not people to focus your energies on answers -- not excuses.
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Edwin Whipple
The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the power and will to succeed.
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