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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Random Funny Quotes - 49

Honore\' de Balzac

One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.


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Danny Kaye

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.


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Miguel de Cervantes, Exemplary Novels (1613)

I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it.


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Richard Feynman, Letter to Armando Garcia J, December 11, 1985

There is no harm in doubt and scepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made.


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Louis

Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility.


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Samuel Ullman

Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.


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American Proverb

Diligence is the mother of good luck.


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Red

Get busy living or get busy dying.


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Louis D. Brandeis

Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill, it teaches the whole people by its example.


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Jewish Proverb

He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good.


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Basil O\'Connor

The world cannot continue to wage war like physical giants and to seek peace like intellectual pygmies.


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Johann von Goethe

Plunge boldly into the thick of life



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