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Dr. Howard Murphy
It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
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David Brink
A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.
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Samuel Johnson
As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.
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Vincent van Gogh
If one is master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time, insight into and understanding of many things.
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Francis William Bourdillon
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Bob Marley
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
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James Boswell, Life of Samuel Johnson, 1791
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
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Bob Newhart
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
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La Rochefoucauld
Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.
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Baltasar Gracian
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.
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Mae West
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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Lao-tzu
Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.
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