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Latin Proverb
Love is a kind of military service.
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Ted Williams
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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John F. Kennedy
There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction.
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Chuang-tzu, On Leveling All Things
Great wisdom is generous; petty wisdom is contentious. Great speech is impassioned, small speech cantankerous.
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Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.
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Mae West
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
Man is more himself, man is more manlike, when joy is the fundamental thing in him, and grief the superficial.
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Josiah Quincy
When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first.
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African Proverb
However long the night, the dawn will break.
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Robert Louis Stephenson
The difficulty of literature is not to write, but to write what you mean not to affect your reader, but to affect him precisely as you wish.
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Maitri Upanishads
As a spider emits and draws in its thread, As plants arise on the earth, As the hairs of the head and body from a living person, So from The Eternal arises everything here.
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Martin Luther
I would not give one moment of heaven for all the joy and riches of the world, even if it lasted for thousands and thousands of years.
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