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Clive Staples Lewis
Of all tyrannies a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Diana Black
If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
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John Knowles
Wars were not made by generations and their special stupidities, but that wars were made instead by something ignorant in the human heart.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.
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Oscar Wilde
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
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James Arthur Baldwin
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
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Robert Sheckley
Nothing got him angrier than when people implied he was paranoid. It made him feel persecuted.
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Woodrow Wilson
The world must be made safe for democracy. Its peace must be planted upon the tested foundations of political liberty.
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Vladimir Nabokov
I think it is all a matter of love the more you love a memory, the stronger and stranger it is.
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Rabbi Harold Kushner
Everything that God created is potentially holy, and our task as humans is to find that holiness in seemingly unholy situations. When we can do this, we will have learned to nurture our souls.
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W. S. Gilbert
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast.
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Claiborne Pell
The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or the weapons of mass destruction that we have, but the sum total of the education and the character of our people.
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