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Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, Physiologie du Gout, 1825
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
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Henry Louis Mencken
Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.
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Peter Drucker
The computer is a moron.
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Herodotus
In peace, children inter their parents war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.
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Danish proverb
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.
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Sidney Madwed
I was always puzzled by the fact that people have a great deal of trouble and pain when and if they are forced or feel forced to change a belief or circumstance which they hold dear. I found what I believe is the answer when I read that a Canadian neurosurgeon discovered some truths about the human mind which revealed the intensity of this problem. He conducted some experiments which proved that when a person is forced to change a basic belief or viewpoint, the brain undergoes a series of nervous sensations equivalent to the most agonizing torture.
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Jerry Coleman
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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Gerard Hargraves
Did is a word of achievement Won't is a word of defeat Might is a word of bereavement Can't is a word of defeat Ought is a word of duty Try is a word each hour Will is a word of beauty Can is a word of power.
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Jacques Maritain
A man of courage flees forward in the midst of new things.
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Andre Gide, Le traite du Narcisse (1891)
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.
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Charles F. Kettering
Where there is an open mind there will always be a frontier.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.
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