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Anon.
Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
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William Shakespeare
We do not keep the outward form of order, where there is deep disorder in the mind.
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Voltaire
Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
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Kate Clinton
A friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to decide whether we are going to save or savor the world. I don't think that is the decision. It's not an either or, save or savor. We have to do both, save and savor the world.
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Richard F. Lovelace
The goal of revival is conformity to the image of Christ, not imitation of animals.
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Eric Hoffer
It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.
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Pliny the Elder
The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
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Annie Besant
Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly lived if you take it bravely and gallantly, as a splendid adventure in which you are setting out into an unknown country, to meet many a joy, to find many a comrade, to win and lose many a battle.
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Ambrosius Macrobius
Good laws have their origins in bad morals.
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E. F. Benson
When one is happy there is no time to be fatigued; being happy engrosses the whole attention.
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Publilius Syrus
No one knows what he can do until he tries.
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William R Allen
Certainly it is a world of scarcity. But the scarcity is not confined to iron ore and available land. The most constricting scarcities are those of character and personality.
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