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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Funny Quotes - 102

Charles Dickens

In the little world in which children have their existence, whosoever brings them up, there is nothing so finely perceived and so finely felt, as injustice.


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Richard Bethell

Take a note of that his Lordship says he will turn it over in what he is pleased to call his mind.


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Juvenal

A healthy mind in a healthy body.


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Alfred Lord Tennyson

Till last by Philip's farm I flowTo join the brimming river,For men may come and men may go,But I go on for ever.


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Jonathan Carroll

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.


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Bertolt Brecht

War is like love; it always finds a way.


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Jules Feiffer

Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?


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Sigmund Freud

Religion is an attempt to get control over the sensory world, in which we are placed, by means of the wish-world which we have developed inside us as a result of biological and psychological necessites.


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Andre Malraux

A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else.


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Dorothy Gilman, A New Kind of Country, 1978

If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.


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Robert Orben

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.


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Roland Stahler

It is only by striving for beauty and love In all our relationships, That we can hope to become Guardians of our individual and collective futures.



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